15 Things Never to Say in alt.hacker

1) I NED KRAK 4 (insert program here)
2) I NED PASSWD 4 (insert random AOL/Hotmail email address here)
3) I WNAT 2 HAK SMOETHNIG HOW?!?!?!???!!!!!111111111111
4) SOOB7 SI TEH GUD PROGAM 4 HAKIN RITE?!!!!!!!!!!111111111????????????????????????////
5) HAKK DIS SITE!!! DEY SUXOR!
6) N33D 1337 HAKR MENT0R PLZ
7) HOW 2 HACK?????
8) WHERE CAN I FIND (insert easily Googled item here)?!?!?!?!?!?!?
9) NEED REAL NAME, ADDRESS, & PH# FOR (insert email address/AOL screen name/etc. of stalker's intended target here)!!!!111!
10) HERE IS HOW 2 STEAL (insert name of product, data, or service here)!!!!!11!!!!1!
11) (any post that includes CC#s, SSNs, or other info like that)
12) BUY OUR PRODUCT, IT WILL (insert ridiculous and/or lame claim here)
13) The American War Library
14) HLP ME GET BACK AT (insert name of target here) PLZ!!!!!!1!!
15) GIVE ME T%LZ! I NEDD 2 (mail bomb/spoof IP/ping flood/etc.)!!!

(items 1-4 thanks to Cain Miles)